It was a chill Sunday night, and my boyfriend and I were playing a Naruto game on the X box. I pretty much button-mashed through the whole game, and managed to do some cool combos somehow, but ultimately failed. Fast-forward to when he got home and called me. He asked me, judging from his performance at the Naruto game, whether he would be a good ninja. Being the natural instigator that I am, I said, no...